The Fish |
Working Title |
Type |
Status |
Summary |
Other |
1. Artemis / Holly |
A Simple Enough Mission |
Novella, Romance, Suspense |
22,365 words and three-quarters there. I've half-fixed the height thing now, at least... Still needs extensive editing, quite a few missing scenes, and needs a smidge of inspiration for the bits where all I can think of is just... waaaaaay too fluffy. |
AU TOD. Holly is sent to check that Artemis's mind-wipe is holding. Things get complicated. |
The mindwipe blew my mind. Colfer's shameful under-use of its potential in TOD blew it again. This fic was in my mind before I finished the second chapter of TOD. It was also the first AF fic I wrote. I hadn't read *any* Fowl!Fic! Thus... well, let's just say the editing is necessary. |
2. Artemis / OC |
untitled |
Novella, Romance, A/A |
7,895 words including plan. We have the Mega Plot Plan of Death. We have isolated scenes. Every now and then, I'll go in and poke things a bit, and not-quite get them to the stage of sending the next bit to FH. We have no time. |
A new variant of an old plague has swept across the globe, leaving its victims permanently disabled. Artemis only wants to help - and make some money in the meantime - but first he has to deal with an old enemy, the loathing of his classmates, and with the feisty, purple-eyed Marionetta Sousaphonina. But when the plague begins to claim new victims, and they must work together to find a cure, before it's too late... |
Co-written with FairyHunter. An OC deliberately designed to miserably fail the Litmus test. But be a well-developed character anyway. Good luck to us. |
5. Femslash |
Watching |
One shot, Angst, Drama, Dark |
Complete |
When the one you love loves another, do you forget about them and move on? Not if you're Artemis Fowl. |
Possibly to be expanded later, depending on how much Yeti's poking is hurting. |
7. Artemis Meets Genius |
untitled |
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Would love to do this one. Am glad that at least this one isn't flooding my brain with plot-bunnies. |
8. Insanity |
The Mother of Invention |
One shot, Angst, Drama |
Complete |
How does a criminal genius cope with doing time in a fairy jail? |
Also accidentally addresses Schizy's fishwish of omniscient first person perspective. |
9. IC Artemis Humour |
Disobedience |
One shot, Humour, Poemfic |
894 words including poem, plan, and author's notes. I know exactly what it is going to be like. I just need a plot. |
Artemis had told his mother not to go out into Dublin unguarded. He had told her. Now just look what had happened. |
Poemfic to a beloved childhood poem by the incredibly talented A. A. Milne of the same title. |
12. Fairy Faith / Magic / Law |
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Essay? |
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An exploration of the fairy faith/government in comparison to Catholocism. |
Again, I'd love to do it, but thankfully the bunnies are mostly leaving it alone. |
13. Arty / Timmy |
His Son's Father |
Novella, A/A, Suspense |
Complete |
Someone has stolen a magical object of devastating power. It is designed to be used by a human, against fairies. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? |
Yay! One that really feels like a Labour, and also happens to be complete! |
14. Irish Mob |
untitled |
Novella, Drama, A/A |
Unstarted. (Plot bunnies... taking over... Must... resist...) |
Featuring Buteline and implications of seedy!Timmy/underage!Juliet. |
I am so ashamed. |
15. Middle-aged Artemis |
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Mmmm, middle-aged-vampire... No bunnies here. |
18. Good / Bad Reversal |
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Mmmm, greyness. No bunnies here. |
21. AU |
untitled |
Novella, Drama |
Hmmmm, maybe. |
In the mind of a genius, with no other distractions, a minute is a very long time. What if Butler had expressed his concerns to earlier, while they were waiting to catch a fairy? |
Featuring Timmycest. |
23. Minor Character |
Curiosity Killed the Cat |
One-shot, Drama, A/A |
Maybe halfway? A touch more inspiration, and... |
In a dim, smokey bar, ten years ago, he'd acquired a debt. Now it was time to pay it back. |
Originally meant for submission for the November-December Crim challenge. Er... it's a bit late. |
Not sure |
Dear Mother |
One-shot, Humour, General |
I have one plot thread. I need more. Come to me, inspiration, and name me as one of the labours! |
Artemis is writing a letter home from St Bartleby's. It's been an interesting week, to say the least. |
A response to the Crim Special Challenge. The original form of HSF before the flashing!light took hold of it. |