LOL!

Being as I seem to stare at these all day, and particularly all this morning, it's rather gratifying to innocently browse to one's banking site and find...

( *smirk* )

Perfect is the enemy of good

See above.

Inner Editor, are you following? Good.

Edit: Also, why do I keep writing stuff that makes tenses completely impossible? e.g. I resisted the urge to interrogate SEER all the way down to the platform, but only because the me with no inkling of a future without Simone had continued to pepper me with trivial questions about his day yesterday morning. I mean: WTF?!

Edit 2: Ah, appropriately enough, the solution is to ignore the time differential and take it out of perfect tense. I didn't even plan that. TAKE THAT, INNER EDITOR!