ROTFL I have cookie dough stains on my tank still XD I am made of dork.

Ah, Grand Haven... home of the snobbiest nerds imaginable... did you happen to run any over while driving on the wrong side of the road? [/hopeful]

I don't suppose you jumped the pier. All the cool kids jump the pier. :D

The quill should be fine in customs - it's from some random seagull in Alaska, if I recall correctly. Seagulls are most definitely not endangered. :P

Bet you can't remember the Latin names of the trees... or at least the ones that I remembered.

Red is pointier, because red is a more belligerent color. White is rounder, because it's a calmer color. Remember that, maybe?

I "bound"? *squints*