|1. Artemis / Holly
||A Simple Enough Mission
||Novella, Romance, Suspense
||22,365 words and three-quarters there. I've half-fixed the height thing now, at least... Still needs extensive editing, quite a few missing scenes, and needs a smidge of inspiration for the bits where all I can think of is just... waaaaaay too fluffy.
||AU TOD. Holly is sent to check that Artemis's mind-wipe is holding. Things get complicated.
||The mindwipe blew my mind. Colfer's shameful under-use of its potential in TOD blew it again. This fic was in my mind before I finished the second chapter of TOD. It was also the first AF fic I wrote. I hadn't read *any* Fowl!Fic! Thus... well, let's just say the editing is necessary.
|2. Artemis / OC
||Novella, Romance, A/A
||7,895 words including plan. We have the Mega Plot Plan of Death. We have isolated scenes. Every now and then, I'll go in and poke things a bit, and not-quite get them to the stage of sending the next bit to FH. We have no time.
||A new variant of an old plague has swept across the globe, leaving its victims permanently disabled. Artemis only wants to help - and make some money in the meantime - but first he has to deal with an old enemy, the loathing of his classmates, and with the feisty, purple-eyed Marionetta Sousaphonina. But when the plague begins to claim new victims, and they must work together to find a cure, before it's too late...
||Co-written with FairyHunter. An OC deliberately designed to miserably fail the Litmus test. But be a well-developed character anyway. Good luck to us.
||One shot, Angst, Drama, Dark
||When the one you love loves another, do you forget about them and move on? Not if you're Artemis Fowl.
||Possibly to be expanded later, depending on how much Yeti's poking is hurting.
|7. Artemis Meets Genius
||Would love to do this one. Am glad that at least this one isn't flooding my brain with plot-bunnies.
||The Mother of Invention
||One shot, Angst, Drama
||How does a criminal genius cope with doing time in a fairy jail?
||Also accidentally addresses Schizy's fishwish of omniscient first person perspective.
|9. IC Artemis Humour
||One shot, Humour, Poemfic
||894 words including poem, plan, and author's notes. I know exactly what it is going to be like. I just need a plot.
||Artemis had told his mother not to go out into Dublin unguarded. He had told her. Now just look what had happened.
||Poemfic to a beloved childhood poem by the incredibly talented A. A. Milne of the same title.
|12. Fairy Faith / Magic / Law
||An exploration of the fairy faith/government in comparison to Catholocism.
||Again, I'd love to do it, but thankfully the bunnies are mostly leaving it alone.
|13. Arty / Timmy
||His Son's Father
||Novella, A/A, Suspense
||Someone has stolen a magical object of devastating power. It is designed to be used by a human, against fairies. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it?
||Yay! One that really feels like a Labour, and also happens to be complete!
|14. Irish Mob
||Novella, Drama, A/A
||Unstarted. (Plot bunnies... taking over... Must... resist...)
||Featuring Buteline and implications of seedy!Timmy/underage!Juliet.
||I am so ashamed.
|15. Middle-aged Artemis
||Mmmm, middle-aged-vampire... No bunnies here.
|18. Good / Bad Reversal
||Mmmm, greyness. No bunnies here.
||In the mind of a genius, with no other distractions, a minute is a very long time. What if Butler had expressed his concerns to earlier, while they were waiting to catch a fairy?
|23. Minor Character
||Curiosity Killed the Cat
||One-shot, Drama, A/A
||Maybe halfway? A touch more inspiration, and...
||In a dim, smokey bar, ten years ago, he'd acquired a debt. Now it was time to pay it back.
||Originally meant for submission for the November-December Crim challenge. Er... it's a bit late.
||One-shot, Humour, General
||I have one plot thread. I need more. Come to me, inspiration, and name me as one of the labours!
||Artemis is writing a letter home from St Bartleby's. It's been an interesting week, to say the least.
||A response to the Crim Special Challenge. The original form of HSF before the flashing!light took hold of it.